dana

baby’s in reno with the vitamin d!

[dana @dananacon]

both eyes closed, sneezing on the freeway

[dana @dananacon]

love when the function got roku city

[dana @dananacon]

wish you could leave comments on facebook marketplace. i’d be so mean on there

[dana @dananacon]

listening to brat would probably kill a victorian child

[dana @dananacon]

youtube came out in 2005? i didn’t even know it was gay

[dana @dananacon]

sometimes working an office job is really just 🧍‍♂️ for 8 hours with like maybe a coffee break

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

[dana @dananacon]

my brother bought a wig to dress like me and tell me why the wig he got is a mens 80s style mullet

[dana @dananacon]

out of all of the things i could’ve predicted for myself this year, losing at fantasy football was not one of them

[dana @dananacon]

happy national boyfriend day to all of the men who helped me realize i was gay & to the ex girlfriend who broke my heart like a man would

[dana @dananacon]

zach: dude you’re gonna get run over while moonwalking

bruno: if we’re lucky

[dana @dananacon]

why am i getting bullied by these kids @Target

[dana @dananacon]

imagine a pacifier for a baby but it looks like a ciggy

[dana @dananacon]

just went to robertos sober

[dana @dananacon]

*at the karaoke bar with my coworkers*
me: “richard should i start smoking cigarettes?”
richard: “no our song is next”
me: “i didn’t mean immediately”

[dana @dananacon]

all i can think about is pickleball 😔

[dana @dananacon]

in the city. straight up “yorkin' it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my new

[dana @dananacon]

why is reno infested with worms hanging from the trees all of a sudden

[dana @dananacon]

some guy was like “why do u bring that to the bars” as if i do it habitually 😭 i was like it’s just tonight

[dana @dananacon]

worm on a string @ the club