Lesley Mackerel

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

@TRexDino33 His new agent offering him out like biscuits at a tea party

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

Can’t believe that @Primark in York let someone wear this to work today… if you don’t know, look up “Why was the Fiorentina 1992 shirt banned?” on your favourite search engine

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

@TheCruncher76 Wilson Isidor? Just been replaced at Sunderland and got a few goals too. He’s got a bit of pace to him

[Harry Jefferies @Jefferies_]

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

"That is one for the ages"

WHAT A SCREAMER FROM JADEN PHILOGENE 🫨

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

@Pompey #ITFC #itc #pompey

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

@TicketmasterUK why do I have to reset my password every time I log in? It’s getting really annoying

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

Hi @Morrisons my partner and I just got home and found a vac seal burst on some fish. As I’m not sure how long it’s burst for, can I return it? More card was scanned at checkout but we can’t find the receipt, will this be okay?

[The Guardian @guardian]

HS2 is officially ‘unachievable’ after being given red rating https://t.co/t2foCMeWHS

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

I am scoring ZERO goals if I played up front for Manchester City for a season

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

@theterracelife @ITFC_bible @ITFC_SLO @twtduk @BlueMondayITFC @suffolkblues Yes please 🤩🤩🤩

[Terrace @theterracestore]

Fancy a free retro Ipswich Town Mystery Box from https://t.co/hgB9LwW3rC?

Simply retweet and comment for a chance to win it! #itfc

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

Back again for my annual tweet. Enjoy x

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

I swear Heart radio just plays an endless loop of Katy Perry, Bruno Mars & Scouting for Girls since 2009

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

The only raise I’m getting right now is my fucking blood pressure

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

I’m back on Twitter folks, bringing dad jokes and old memes to your blue, birdy lives

[Lesley Mackerel @danananag]

Feel like if someone needs to clarify that it is “not a conspiracy theory”, it almost certainly is one…