Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM

A natural occuring paradox in human form: occasional philosophy may follow with light showers of geekery.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@rockpapercynic But a best friend will hand you a box of custom buck-shot when things go awry and your machinations blow up in your face.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@g0thgoblin Shredded cheese is no mere hobby, it is a way of life.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@cheersitskatie So would whimsical cleavage be acceptable?

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@mnchies Remove the word "but" from the sentence

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@g0thgoblin I've fallen for this bait before! Fortunately they throw me back each time, something about invasive variant", "cognito-hazard", and "smells funny."

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@Matt_Pinner BRUTUS THE LOVE HAMMER

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@choochoobear Quick question: do you used dried Hibiscus Flowers? If not, you should.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

Shower thoughts.
Are we scared of ghosts because they are unnatural or because they prove that the dead can come back?

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@g0thgoblin My dear, I have suffered for love, for passion, for literature. I broke my back on the wheel of fortune seeking kindred spirits. What you see is not the result of having no passions, but being punished for displaying them.
Seek to encourage those honest passions and efforts.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@g0thgoblin To check if they're cursed or blessed...good litmus test.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@spicymancer "I choose to fail the check"

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@g0thgoblin

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@NornQueenKya My inner Chinese auntie is screaming to see some broccoli in that carton.

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@40KTheories
Are all gods Chaos Gods?
Was explaining lore to a friend and got asked "isn't slaneesh a god of the eldar and a Chaos God?"

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@rockpapercynic "Hulk says that basil best if chiffonaded, no smash like parsley, Hulk get angry when aeromatics wasted before bites."

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@NornQueenKya Aesthetics over Meta, obviously

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

Canadians are polite until war comes.
Does anyone else realise the causal relationship between these three elements.
Canadians are polite and we expect a civil politeness. Is there anything less polite than war?

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@NornQueenKya ...you're implying we weren't before this?

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@YouTubeCreators @YouTube
A favorite creator of mine, Dr. Sledge @TheEsotericaChannel is having issues with your AI.
Please help him.
https://t.co/bXFSwAXTVc

[Dan Ankh Till | The Shadow DM @danankhtil]

@bthomasa I've has a mild interest in Ancienr Egyptian soul cosmology. Am am left thinking that there's some horror meat left on the bone.
What if the mummy has the option of stealing souls through organ theft? Another heart might give another chance with Ma'at...