gay lizard wizard

hi my name is dana and i'm secretly twenty-seven dogs in a trench coat

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@Tobiasfornow are you having a stroke? ...am *I* having a stroke??

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@IfIcantQuakeit

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

I don’t have kids, will never have kids, and I wish MORE (way way way more) of my tax dollars went to feeding children. All children, all over the whole world, all meals. More of my money to THAT please.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Humans won’t survive the next century unless you are prepared to sacrifice a significant amount of recently developed, planet-destroying, non-essential creature comforts.

[i @gonegirliess]

unpopular opinion: ryan gosling’s performance in the barbie movie is phenomenal but it would be so unserious for him to win best supporting actor for it, like imagine them playing deep acting clips of the nominees at the oscars then i’m just ken just comes on 😭

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner me internally: cyan's government name isn't *that* unusual, i see it all the time
me 0.5 seconds later: ohhhh, i see. i'm an idiot. Unfortunate.

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner (i say this with love in case my tone isn't clear over twitter)

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner happy to be of fucking service. my soup still isn't hot

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner that's rough buddy

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner o right sorry. 4'10".

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner i still say you could share her. :(

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner oh no that sounds horrible

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner are y'all like. okay

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner quotes or it didn't happen

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner uber eats and instacart are both beautiful inventions, sister dearest

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner ONE OF US. ONE OF US. DON'T FORGET 3.OCT.11

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner Hmm, if that's your go-to, sounds like the two of you are a perfect match

[gay lizard wizard @danasaur_roar]

@trustyrpartner oh, did you go see chaos walking?