Dear @Keurig after 3 machines , 2 of which have been faulty (the single-serve model; very on par with society view of the single woman 🙄 ) I regret to inform you our relationship is over. It shouldn’t be clean up on aisle 9 every time I fix a ☕️ .
I don’t know how you parents do it ; my 17 year old niece just sent me from 0 to 100 real quick — I don’t have patience for it maaaaannnn #commonsenseisntthatcommon