Dan Atkinson

Liver sausage, die a sausage.

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Coleen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.

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You need to take photo ID to vote tomorrow. A polling card is not enough. Take photo ID! Vote!

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Register to vote and then vote just please vote (them out) https://t.co/rH3xJ3xTDE

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@petefirman Ate a whole bag once by accident. Felt sick for about three days. Maximum regret.

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This morning’s painting.

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Folkestone has gone Green! This was highly unexpected and very exciting.

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@MsJoNeary You are TOO KIND Jo 🤗 xxx

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A lot of friends are urging me to protect my Wagatha Christie joke. Am I getting lawyered up?
It’s all in here:

https://t.co/GFKKvyS3rN

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@20thcenturymarc @Ankaman616 @DocPhoenix Weird. Intense and weird.

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Well this isn’t ideal is it?

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Over at Instagram I have been doing stupid paintings. Due to a number of requests they are now available as prints. Do have a look. Thank you!
https://t.co/3vu3ds54bG

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Someone once told me to never change, which means that all but the simplest of train journeys are now impossible.

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Just imagine 24 hours where you weren’t forced to think about the Conservative Party. Imagine.

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I must have missed the bit where Cincinnatus got a private jet back from the Caribbean in a desperate bid to become relevant again.

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@TobiasCotton 😂 I wish!

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@GeniusSomerset 😭

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I’m writing topical TV comedy today.

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I’ve got a fair amount of stamps and cash that will be unusable tomorrow.

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@drasticsturgeon 😂 I have heard Chalamet and Gosling are fighting over it.