Steve Bennett

Editor of comedy website Chortle. Not active here. for work posts

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@chortle She has kicked the bouquet...

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@brucedes Ah! FYI Smack The Pony is also (understandably) sold out...

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@stevewarke @JaneyGodley

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@JaneyGodley So sorry to hear that Janey. Thanks for all the great comedy... and Trump-baiting!

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@hahildebrand ...going to sleigh you? Which would have fitted if they didn't bring the comedy show into it...

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@HugeDavies ...and I'll never forget the kind, wise words of the late, great Nicholas Parsons: 'Give me two stars, you cunt, and I'll nail your bollocks to the Scott Memorial.' Much missed. 2/2

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@HugeDavies Oh yeah, backing out now Davies? Too scared of 'Stone Cold' Steve Bennett?

Seriously, though, don't worry about it. We've lost too many good people to roundhouse kicks from angry comedians #endtheviolence 1/2

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@chortle If any potential sponsor does find £200k down the back of the sofa... that'd keep Chortle going for a decade or more!

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@henningwehn Observations, not criticisms! It would be wrong to ignore that Gervais is hugely popular. & Sadowitz not selling well in Apollo meant a muted atmosphere that did affect the experience, as well as the big venue dissipating the sense of close-up danger that's crucial to his act.

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@Nigel_Farage Who would stoop so low as to use the statue for political ends?

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@RufusHound Shows when my musical knowledge ran out... Cheers!

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@CNN How about some Muslim remakes? Little Miss Sunni-Shine, Ramadances With Wolves, 10 Things I Caliphate About You, The Mosque-ito Coast, Sharia Window...

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@Iromg @UKLabour Better one man on his knee than the whole country on its knees

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@watsoncomedian But the sun is disappointing: one star

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@igorsushko @threadreaderapp unroll

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@TheCarlaGordon You are quite good at comedy* (*probably, idk)

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@watsoncomedian I have a card with the security digits 007. I do like to use that

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@mrchrisaddison I think that’s a pic from the G7

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@watsoncomedian I once used the treadmill on a cruise ship. It upped my average speed on the jogging app quite considerably...