Dana the Danish

special skill includes animal towel art

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Long Island bagels are the best bagels. This is a fact. Not an opinion. If you think otherwise, that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong opinion. I apologize for this aggression. This is a subtweet.

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ONE DAY I WILL BE ON SURVIVOR

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DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK NATHAN FIELDER IS THE GENIUS BEHIND BOY THROB?

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I’d like to see a Rizzo the Rat and Rizzler crossover on the Muppets Show plz

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New year…… hmmmmmm new ear

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I will put money on the fact that there will be a SNL sketch this week about Trump’s speech in the middle of the Survivor finale. And if there’s not… there should be! @nbcsnl @survivorcbs #kalshi

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I fully thought Alix Earle and Alex Cooper were the same person.

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I gotta be on the Traitors

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I keep having dreams about being on The Traitors!

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You best believe I will be submitting an audition tape for the new civilian version of The Traitors!

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

Harry Truman
Doris Day
Red China
Johnnie Ray
South Pacific
Walter Winchell
Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy
Richard Nixon
Studebaker
television
North Korea
South Korea
Marilyn Monroe

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I am chalant! The opposite of non-chalant!

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My new sense of humor is inspirational quotes on random images (but specifically of Taco Bell)

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Ever since learning about Tiny Chef there’s not a day that goes by where I don’t think (and cry) about Tiny Chef

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Is Helena tall or is Hermia just short?

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@Brandokthehut @tacobell Taco bell?

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I am in a constant state of wanting to consume Taco Bell.

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@tacobell I LUV U. You have no clue how you made my day💜💜💜

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I had a dream that I won The Challenge. I’ve never even seen more than an episode of The Challenge but I feel like this is now my prophecy

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Remember jeggings?

[RHAP @RobHasApodcast]

I genuinely think this is the funniest thing anyone has ever done on #Survivor hahahaha