Dana

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[Sarthak @sarthaktwtt]

daily routine:

- wake up
- mass apply to 30 jobs
- rejected by 28
- ghosted by 2
- learn something that’ll be dead in 6 months
- sleep
- repeat

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

We lost 140,000 jobs last month.

Keep up the good work.

[angel 🐦‍🔥🇲🇽 @melanchorus]

what it feels like to say you are strongly against the use of generative AI in front of a group of people your age

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

why did american taxpayers have to pay millions for charlie kirk’s televised memorial?

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[ana @shivlestat]

gasps were heard all around the world

[maybe: clare @clur19]

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[dylan o'brien archive @archivdob]

dylan o'brien once said

[Dad @bert_and_BERNIE]

If you voluntarily watch 18 full minutes of Jake Paul talking about the election you should be lobotomized

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: The Republican responsible for setting fire to Arizona ballot drop boxes has been caught.

He’s the one behind burning ballots, trying to sabotage the voting process.

Looks like his little plan backfired, and now he's going to face the consequences.

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

This is how it feels when you’re listening to Come Over and you get to the part where he sings “someday I’m gonna be somebody people want”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can’t wait to listen to this new bon iver and look out a window for a while

[emma 💍 @faephilia]

aaron taylor johnson seen without his ring