Dana

[Dana @danazahner]

Reíte de tus defectos, es la mejor manera de cerrarle el orto a los pelotudos que te critican.

[Paraloom @paraloomlabs]

"The privacy era in crypto has officially begun."

Three of us. One year. Zero VC. Paraloom Solana's privacy Layer 2, already shipping.

[Paraloom @paraloomlabs]

Why we made validators run on laptops:

Some privacy protocols (Aztec, Aleo) need GPUs and specialized hardware to run nodes.

This shrinks validator sets and concentrates power.

We made it different. Verify-only nodes. Groth16 proof verifies in 10ms on one CPU core, 192 bytes per proof.

Your laptop runs a validator. 1 SOL minimum stake. Privacy without decentralization isn't privacy.

It's a permissioned database with extra steps.

[Paraloom @paraloomlabs]

Funny thing.

Solana was originally called "Loom."

We named our project Paraloom.

Para- (privacy) + loom (Solana's roots).

Built it for a year before noticing. Some circles close themselves.

[Paraloom @paraloomlabs]

Roadmap to mainnet:

✓ v0.5.0-rc3 — privacy layer, BFT consensus, MPC tooling
→ Security audit
→ MPC ceremony completion
→ On-chain quorum attestation via threshold sigs
→ v0.6.0 — validator-quorum daemon
→ Mainnet

Treasury funds: audit, ceremony, validator incentives at genesis.

Timelines published when audit firm confirmed.

[Paraloom @paraloomlabs]

A note from this morning.

Last night we said: "real things aren't seen by gatekeepers - they're seen by people."

Tonight 1,700+ people proved that true.

That's not a market cap. That's a thesis confirmed.

The work continues - same code, same team, more eyes now.

Thank you for showing up.

[Tuti Gelormini @Tutigelormini]

audio nuevo de franco colapinto, se me pone la piel de gallina 🚬

[Gaby ᵕ̈ @rivggz]

Inicialmente, una mujer te trata COMO quiere que la traten. Luego, ella te trata como tú la tratas

[@eltuiterdeandreuchis @ligerayastuta]

yo en el silloncito del boliche cuando me quiero rescatar de los 10 litros de alcohol q entraron en mi cuerpo pero no me quiero ir

[Dana @danazahner]

@milagrosesq00 si no con el acolchado no salgo

[sofi gonet @holareinis]

estoy aburrida que cagada me puedo mandar?

[Su. @SuPettersenn]

Solía recibir mensajes así de extensos, con la diferencia que eran los más dañinos del universo. Me acuerdo y me da tristeza lo poco que yo me queria

[Dana @danazahner]

Nota metal: no traer cosas blancas a misiones

[Dana @danazahner]

@M159s0 Por viva te voy a tumbar la puerta

[hei @flahei99]

Sorteo entrada entrada Coldplay 8/11 en campo entre todos los que likeen este tweet

No vendo, SORTEO

[Dana @danazahner]

Cada vez que un misionero hace un tereré de jugo en sobre se muere un árbol de limón

[Dana @danazahner]

Denme birra o me lastimo

[hou❗☭ 🇳🇴🇲🇦🇲🇽🇪🇬🇨🇴🇧🇪 @cerseicurls]

i just noticed this insane foreshadowing with the gold mask on Viserys I and what happens later to Viserys III when he gets "crowned".... insanity