Dan

34 . Not aging as well as I’d hoped...

[Dan @danb_1991]

@AlbyLad_ Passengers, as in, with Jennifer Lawrence? That’s not scary! 😅

[Christopher Ward @modelstrangers]

“STOP LYING!”

📸📸📸 Two million views on Instagram!

Wisdom from a complete stranger I didn't know I needed to hear.

WATCH!

[Dan @danb_1991]

@AlbyLad_ Not seen it but I like the back story. Might be crap but I’ll give it a go

[Dan @danb_1991]

@AlbyLad_ Backrooms is next…

[Latest in Cosmos @latestincosmos]

LATEST🚨: Constant complaining can train your brain to notice more negativity.

[bethastin✨ @bethastin_x]

Can people start to learn the difference between traffic officers and police on Waze

[Dan @danb_1991]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Rob @bIurt99]

Imagine the stick you’d have got back in the day if your ma got you a pair of these for PE

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Knowledge Of Old📌 @KnowledgeOfOld]

This theory completely changed my life.

It is called...

The Black Coffee Theory:

Thread 🧵.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

You cannot break a person who is not afraid to eat alone‼️

[Dan @danb_1991]

@itsmilliejones Please don’t think a permanent appointment of gerrard would fix us? Short term until the end of the season only for me

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you.

In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you.

They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you.

That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

A national treasure 🤌