dan hackst

views and opinions expressed belong soley to jeff bezos and will arnett

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anyone know how to turn this feature off in final draft®?!

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@bolts_n_dfir 🥰

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🤫 https://t.co/UnIw9FsOZ3

[Go Bolts! @bolts_n_dfir]

I’m gonna need @DanBakst to release a recording on the I-4 song he performed last night at the @WhitneyCummings show?

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kamala shoulda had peng dang and iron patriot do a set

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i still don’t have power. not because of the hurricane. im poor.

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.@JoeBiden are you free nov 6? i got a guest spot on a bar show! free drink+ 50% off food!

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refusing to comment on trump until I get a slew of open micers take on it

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@RafCruz6 raf- you said the same thing after my set at green iguana

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i like to blow bong smoke into my dog's face. i know that's bad. i shouldn't call my girlfriend that.

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gonna do this with the boys next weekend

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The best body art ever!

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Just saw the live action Little Mermaid and I’m not afraid to say it-

Sebastian should have been voiced by a real crab!!!!!

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You guys ever seen the show “Survivor?” Check it out. It starts off slow but gets really good around season 34.

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my dick is like a menorah. it's been burning for 8 nights.

chag sameach!

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@DoctorMacArthur too sexii 2 forget imo

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it’s @DoctorMacArthur’s bday. he’s good at twitter. follow him. here’s a video of him being cute at universal studios.

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putting my suicide note behind a paywall

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whether rihanna decides to keep the baby or not i support her decision

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i heard emeril lagasse hated the last jackass movie. not enough bam!

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can we all not tweet today? trying to catch up!😇😇

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@DasmrSutton someone’s been drinking manischewitz wine again

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hollywood’s hottest couple is still carlos santana and rob thomas