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[k @localdrain]

dick so secular it stands for every religion

[Olori Bethie 👸👩‍💻👷‍♀️ @bethieeee_]

Chose engineering because “I knew mathematics”.

Came in 100L, I wept after the first class 😭😂.

Everyone was flowing in the class and I was lost. After the class, I looked for someone to teach me and nobody understood shit😂😂

[∅ @danbanga01]

@solarystix straight pimping

[ٰ @daergp]

your tits pic are safe with me btw

[∅ @danbanga01]

@Zlatan_Ibile I have a whole ass EP of the biggest songs aftobeats might have ever seen and I can't frickin record and promote them cos I'm broke

[∅ @danbanga01]

@jafdatti Thunder fire am gan 🤧

[ً @artfuIchaos]

If i had the mindset I have now, I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. but if I hadn’t made those mistakes, I wouldn’t have the mindset i have now.

[Temidayo De Great @OjebTemidayo]

The first female neurosurgeon in Nigeria is now a pediatric resident in the United States.

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

if the pussy hard to get I just assume the pussy not for me, and thats ok gangsta, plenty pussy for me and pussy for we. if the pussy is for me then the pussy will be, and neither have I paid for pussy because if the pussy is for me, then the pussy is free.

[∅ @danbanga01]

@iyinn_a una too fear

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

After a songwriter dies, he will decompose

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

fufu don dey drag size with egg and una keep quiet

[∅ @danbanga01]

once you broke like this na Spotify go first pour you spit

[∅ @danbanga01]

@ola_chalcedony dey play

[∅ @danbanga01]

e get wetin life dey do me rn. try pray make e no do you

[∅ @danbanga01]

@omobemi10 all I ask

[∅ @danbanga01]

I'm not even asking God for a win. I'm just asking for a chance to play

[∅ @danbanga01]

Camp commandant wan do me this rubbish for nysc camp I no gree. Other camp boys dey tell me say I no try🫤

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

Is this right or wrong?

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂