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[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@elonmusk I am willing to offer you a one-time payment of $20 for the handle @typistry. I am typistry on Instagram and I will utilize the account way more than it’s current owner.

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@elonmusk I’m @typistry on Instagram can I please have @typistry on Twitter? I will be way more active than the current user

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@BucketSQD I’m July 24 but I don’t know who my homies are, can someone tell me if I’m alive

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@DinaBelenkaya Move where you want, queen

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

I’m really just simping for @DinaBelenkaya

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

Happy Women’s History Month from @chesscom to celebrate here’s 5 bots* named after historical and badass women!

*none of the bots are rated above 1500 even though our previous monthly bot sets have included 2000+ and @MittensChess BUT they are still named after actual women.

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@DinaBelenkaya @hubermanlab Huge if true

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@MrBeast Real ones don’t talk about it

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@ReblsWzdm_Tet Did you assume I was a midwit as well? I definitely am I’m just wondering if that was an assumption or if we’ve met before

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@ReblsWzdm_Tet A simple google search would have answered your question.

Also cool Wikipedia page but I’m a little unclear on its relevance here.

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@ReblsWzdm_Tet Murder laws don’t work because criminals still murder. Therefore murder shouldn’t be illegal. In fact, nothing should be illegal because it won’t stop criminals from doing illegal things.

Laws aren’t for crime prevention they are for meting just punishment for crime commission

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@CharlotteAlter

[brother dan @DanBarLinMar]

@StephenKing Anyone who takes a blue check mark is a nerd