Dan

[Dan @danblackmer]

Big Ten: We are canceling college football.
College football: Naw dawg

[Dan @danblackmer]

So I was watching TV and there was someone being interviewed in a car, and I realized I knew what car it was by the shape of the window behind their head... #TintLife

[Dan @danblackmer]

@ryancoolvids I can join you tonight or tomorrow!

[Dan @danblackmer]

@ryancoolvids It's already snowing here!

[Dan @danblackmer]

Home decorating is my passion.

[Dan @danblackmer]

@cbobb10 Zach Zenner!

[Dan @danblackmer]

Preparing the draft room!

[Dan @danblackmer]

Get you a woman who looks at you the way Tom Brady looks at a glass of pure filtered water.

[Dan @danblackmer]

@cbobb10 This aged poorly...

[Dan @danblackmer]

I hate basketball.

[Dan @danblackmer]

Rockets - 3
Warriors - Shook

[Dan @danblackmer]

@rhoda_blackmer Rhoda! 😐

[Dan @danblackmer]

@cbobb10 You sure?

[Dan @danblackmer]

When you should have just named your fantasy team The Torn ACLs.

[Dan @danblackmer]

@ZacharySly when you should have asked for Zach's advice before you did your Christmas shopping

[Dan @danblackmer]

When you bought your family such good Christmas gifts, you wish you had bought them for yourself -> 😔

[Dan @danblackmer]

@ryanisrude You will as long as Luck stays healthy!

[Dan @danblackmer]

When @Gruntilope picks Aaron Rodgers first round and Cam Newton second.

[Dan @danblackmer]

My liver and I are no longer on speaking terms.

[Dan @danblackmer]

When your co-worker's over forty years old and he's still caught more Pokemon than you. 😔