Daniel, the big dumb idiot

Excel is the finest program ever developed by Microsoft.

[katie honan @katie_honan]

Maybe the signage will improve with more money

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

I do this

[Nirja @ninjasshah]

dated a guy once who instead of insta scrolling he'd open maps, zoom in randomly, tap on a location and browse through: about photos and reviews

random day on the metro he shows me a petrol pump in Moldova says woah that's how petrol pumps and highways are in Moldova???

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

Made it through this whole Monday on a single knish

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

When life gives you lemons, throw a party 🍋

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

if taylor swift posted free palestine the west would fall tomorrow

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

@PicturesFoIder He’ll to the no. Parents should’ve been watching his ass

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

@PicturesFoIder Domestic terrorism

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

@messedupfoods Put it back

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

City chargin me for parking violations like they tryna fund an apartheid regime ffs

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

Can’t fuckin stand the place

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

That river right there is fine take me there sir

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

The got him. They got his ass. Tha man that has to much fun, they got his ass.

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

@tsutton_6 Sounds like typical Dan behavior

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

Traffic so fucked this week how does it keep getting worse

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

I’m not reposting this I’m retweeting this

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

@ster_soup69 Pigeons be seein that on the daily

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

This is one of my favorite memes

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

Last tweet was a lie

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

A step in the right direction by the mta I’m pretty impressed here ngl

[Daniel, the big dumb idiot @danblock8]

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