Dan Borquez

• alarmingly caffeinated • Pues soy loca, magnífica, clásica, soy Madam Mim ✨

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

@Ballenahs @ProfesorDoval 5) Con el bolillo NO

[SleeperColts @SleeperColts]

“You look happier”

“Thanks my football team is 7-1 for the first time in 16 years”

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

@lavin_fer

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Houston bby!! Yeehaw ❤️‍🔥

[elle 🪼 @minnvenusian]

yall i keep going back to check my tickets like damn im really gon be there

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this day is entirely run by hatred. eagles crushing that team out of spite. now kendrick halftime.

being a hater rules

[culture @notgwendalupe]

9 years ago, Beyoncé released 'Formation'

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Puedo casi escucharte decir “no saben ganar los partidos importantes”

Hay días en los que cuesta más que no estés 🙃

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Yo viendo Tell Me Lies sorprendida y enojada de que todo el pinche mundo miente todo el tiempo 🙊

No se podía saber 😂

[Films to Films @filmstofilms_]

Emilia Pérez is officially one of the worst films to ever be nominated for an academy award. 
#Oscars

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Lucky to be alive during the age of BEYONCÉ 🐝

[billboard @billboard]

.@Beyonce takes No. 1 on Billboard's list of the Greatest Pop Stars of the 21st Century. 🎉🎊🥇

#BillboardNews is breaking down how the icon earned our top rank with 12 #Hot100 No. 1s, the most Grammy awards of any artist in history and more. 👏

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

& soporten 👑🐝

[billboard @billboard]

Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars Of The 21st Century: No. 1 — @Beyonce

https://t.co/T2TPAIdWPg

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Esta soy

[sam ◡̈ @samonedoyle13]

me liking every tweet about deshaun watson

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

“You’re sick for celebrating Deshaun’s injury”

Me:

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

I wanted Deshaun Watson’s achilles to snap like a rubber band the moment he took his first snaps post suspension. I have since learned the error of my ways. It was MUCH funnier that he played like absolute dogshit and humiliated himself for two seasons before it snapped.

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Shout out to all my female football fans today, this one’s for us.

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

my tarot cards told me to get high as fuck and watch the emperor’s new groove tonight

[s44nti @s44nti]

me quedan 2 neuronas y son estas dos

[Dan Borquez @danborquezm]

Joe Flacco dándome ganas de vivir este domingo