Dan Burn’s Head ⚽️👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sadly didn’t work against the argies but the 🇲🇽 game lives on. OxChem grad, accountant. Eclectic Jack of all trades, (unc.takes) on insta/tiktok for creatives

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A different one from me, I have a few anonymous accounts now on various channels. I’ve had some lovely feedback from friends, family and colleagues on this and sharing this here in case it gets more traction

#mentalhealth #bipolar #ssris #sdri #sertraline

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@Peter88902568 2.30pm here so would be a proper lazy sod if I weren’t

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E.g. I’m pissed off that England won 3-0 last night when I had an unused ticket to build up loyalty points

By accident I actually woke up at 3am in Australia and caught the first 2 goals, first one was unreal from Anderson Rogers and Kane, more of that please boys #ENGCZE

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Apologies to the several fans of this niche account but I have started up a new account for my travels that has taken off very suddenly so I will probably focus on that for at least the rest of the year

Will do football stuff on here though

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

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@AscendedYield Interesting, thanks for sharing. Last line does seem a little extreme, not sure how you’re supposed to control the tiny minority of a country with 1bn people, that’s not me saying it’s right at all

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@Codeinhigh @girl_cuboid3 Exactly it’s bonkers, only done it a few times so it absolutely slaps for me

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@Codeinhigh @girl_cuboid3 2cb is incredible

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@Peter88902568 Nobody does it like him

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@waterstealer @Grav_Amundsen I agree that most people should get better at texting but

Some things genuinely do require a call to lay out the full context and complexity. A call ensures you’re both present and can address any confusion and questions immediately

[nyx @nekokot_1]

a real mans diet is just drinking coffee and vaping all day and then eating an entire pound of ground beef and 8 oz of cheddar cheese at 8pm

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@basedwagnerite Mine isn’t too bad actually

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@basedwagnerite Just shows how chronically online you are mate

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@BovrilG Don’t listen to him Bov we all love you

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking

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@Seoirse_ Try to make it to the 28 club boss, 28-33 are the golden years, take it from a 30 year old on sabbatical rn

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@nicksaraev @colinize I think you’re very wrong, there is already a backlash against tech taking normal jobs. Nothing will beat the creativity of real humans

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@shitbritishpics Goals

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@bryan_johnson Bro needs to learn how to chill