Danielle Slaughter

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@reallybriya I am going to the Pantages 😭😭

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@AmeriKraut Girl... and that black people are the only victims

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

Dr at appt: everything looks great see you next year

Dr in after visit notes: The patient is severely obese, has 7 diseases unknown to man, and should be put down immediately

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@AmeriKraut 🤣

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@lenubienne @TopoChicoUSA I do jellis you!

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@23aHeat 87

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@naima Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@reallybriya I-

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@reallybriya @foofighters They HATE you, obviously 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@icecoldjd1906 Their tacos are 🔥

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@reallybriya Yes I am

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

I hate when they say "Today would have been so-and-so's 147th birthday" because REALLY? Would it have been?!? 147 huh?

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@justme_JAZZY Me too!

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@jzux You're welcome!

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@Felonious_munk I-

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Please donate
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[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@mom2jazz *hugs*

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Does my phone know something I don't know?!?!

[Danielle Slaughter @dancanielle]

@nonbinarybooty Why are the so spicy?!? And why does no one warn you?!?!