Dan Cannariato

a fatal attraction is common, and what we have common is pain.

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

You know you're working to much when you start making items from the menu in your dreams #Starbucks

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

the turkey takes his mask off
it's edward snowden
obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump tweeted that Pence was "harassed" by the "very rude" cast of Hamilton when they read this statement. Ask yourself if that's true.

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

Everyone is either angry or frustrated with everyone else, and I don't like it. That is all.

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

Everything is looking up right now

[relatable @byreIatable]

Why would I pay $30 for a haunted house when I can just log into blackboard and get scared for free?

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

Michelle Obama is the baddest First Lady to ever step foot in the White House. Feel free to disagree by naming an inaccurate alternative.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

So @ShaileneWoodley joined the #DAPL protest to defend clean water. It was peaceful, yet police showed up looking like this. Many arrests.

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

@nickcannariato

[Dave Bazan @davidbazan]

the dumbest man on earth and an extremely qualified woman whose policies I've disagreed with walk into a bar...

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

Why do I always feel the need to eat a 5 course meal after having my teeth cleaned!? #zerocavities

[Dan Cannariato @dancannariato]

The names Gwozdz... Feliks Gwozdz