Dan Carter

Wait, what? Oh. Creative and Strategy Director, Carat New York.

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

@Google I went all in on speakers from Google...including a pair of Google home max. Now nothing seems to work, including groups, even volume control between the pair. What gives? @google

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

@peacockTV can you refund all the Liverpool and Newcastle fans who are paying to watch your broken stream? Unacceptably woeful

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

@peacockTV How about show the fucking game you dimwits

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

My god I hate the patriots. Amazing, considering I barely care about football. But they are the fucking worst.

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

There is NOTHING as tiring as being a Liverpool fan. From ecstasy to terror. AND ULTIMATELY MAGIC!!#YNWA

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

@NBCNews seriously, he’s in every second shot. Was he the face of @TODAYshow for 65 years? How long was he raping? Seems an easy fix, especially on your own channel... #mattlauer #timesupnow

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

@NBCNews maaaaybe remove Matt lauer from allllll the on demand NBC
@TODAYshow trailers. 65 years of sexual predator tolerance?? Not great. #timesupnow

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Asked Stef is she thought it was going to rain. Her reply: ‘I AM NOT GOD.’ So there.

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Weird horizons. @ Boat Basin Cafe https://t.co/NRzimsA4hj

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Long lines for food, empty shelves, angry, frustrated customers...not a hurricane, just the norm at #traderjoes union square.

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

That Hamilton night shuffle #boughtticketsayearago… https://t.co/rDKwcmOnfk

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Urgh, Italy. Just stop it. @ Verona, Italy https://t.co/cZuOEmhQbV

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

The night before #philandtommy https://t.co/JxGruBuzZ0

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

The non-German groom reading his speech in German, and nailing it… https://t.co/5IiEA2qdgY

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Italian romance is a real thing. #philandtommy https://t.co/bDTq9pwTJV

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Me, Groom 1a, Groom 1b, Dang. The most Instagrammable wedding ever.… https://t.co/opXlUs4aLv

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

The beautiful aftermath. #philandtommy @ Verona, Italy https://t.co/7iDnMWkgEr

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

The #philandtommy aisle walk: just perfect. @ Verona, Italy https://t.co/yhLPzyQ4jK

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

Dressed up and fancy for #philandtommy in Verona. @ Verona, Italy https://t.co/xo9eVBBajb

[Dan Carter @dancarter01]

#philandtommy redefining what a stunning wedding can be. And me,… https://t.co/QpTKiU5r3L