Dkastroman

Daniel Castro, Second of his name. a bit of an alcoholic. alot of an insomniac.

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

The waiter at olive garden told me "this is our OG sauce." And it took me a sec to remember that he did not mean original gangster sauce🤦‍♂️

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

Nights like this. I really do hate being single.

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

Rgv Fox News is the only place I’m getting news from now on.

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

#NewProfilePic

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

@nimbusgf Start a discord

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

Being a Star Wars geek, hitting that “I know” line probably hits better than being a Jedi. #starwars

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

Honestly at this point. I think I’m just afraid of the inside of my eyelids

[lexi @Lexilehh]

XVIDEOS be like: "your phone got a virus" okay AND? play the fkin video😡😤

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

Drinking jack all by myself

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

Been a few days now… we really should’ve won that game smh

[⛷️ @ThomasWrrld]

they’ll never make me hate him

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

@stoolpresidente @joerogan tell Jaime to pull up the clip

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

@Smallnyello @FadeAwayMedia I’m upset you didn’t get the acknowledgment you deserved for this reference

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

@imawful69_ How about you punch me in the face because I did…

[Razz @sznrazzz]

me at 2am trying to flip my $15 to $15k

[Dkastroman @dancast92]

I feel like I’m the only one that remembers, when we were in high school, there was a guy that came like twice a year to talk to us about the Kennedy assassination and literally told us how it was a cover up to protect the secret service

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

GREATEST LINEBACKER OF ALL TIME…

I’ll start: Luke Kuechly

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Who is your unconventional celebrity crush?