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[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Chat, are we still using twitter?

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Can streaming platforms just accept that we always want to skip the intro?

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Something about a claw clip hairstyle just heals my soul

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Delivered but active 2 minutes ago really fires up the psycho in me

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

I just feel like restaurants shouldn’t be allowed to start making your food until a delivery driver has been confirmed, but maybe that’s just me

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Sometimes I just wish the Uber driver would prioritize being on time over safety. I promise you dude, I will not submit a complaint that you’re going over the speed limit, just vámonos!

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Having a 135 IQ and still not knowing the difference between a verb and a noun is wild

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Adulthood is a fucking scam

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

I lost a pair of AirPods IN MY HOUSE back in June and I have spent countless hours tearing apart every room to find them with no luck, but rest assured, every few weeks they send me a little ping to remind me they’re here somewhere and I’m about to go fucking insane 🙃.

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

The pro’s and cons of having caring neighbours:
Pros - they text me when they hear a weird noise from my way to see if I’m okay
Cons - they text me when they hear a weird noise from my way that raised enough concern for my safety and I have anxiety 🙃

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Find you some guy friends that offer to swap shoes with you towards the end of the night in the middle of the city 🙌🏻

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

My beige flag is that I bring my own pillowcases to hotels/ other peoples houses

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

healthy communication.

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Idk about everyone else but “Sincerely yours” just feels like a weird work email sign off

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

It’s “How did this person afford this trip to Europe?” month on Instagram.

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

@chapman_larissa Bro mine did it automatically and I was confused for weeks about what app it was 🤣🤣

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Not my boss using the term “cock block” in a strategy meeting 🤣

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Should have gotten a fucking generac 🙃

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

Is it just me or does music suck these days?

[Queen♕ | @dancebitch15]

I’ll never understand the people who come to the gym and read a book… like, how?