Ashley Darling

Ryan’s mf best friend

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

If "just a lil bit" 50 cent doesn't play at my wedding, I'm not getting married

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I just wanna know who tf would pay to see Tom Sandoval… in this economy??

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

[Julie Hughes @j_hughesquotes]

Ashley if I have to ask you to put your phone down one more time it's not gonna feel too good up your ass

[Julie Hughes @j_hughesquotes]

me having fun today!!

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Things I’m currently excited about: buying a couch, having a spices drawer, organizing my water bottles in the cabinet, picking out a rug

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I wonder if dogs lose their mind when we don’t let them back in the house when they want.
Like i lose my shit when i can’t figure out how to unlock the door and I atleast have hands that work

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I got my popeye and chick-fill-a virginity stolen in the same day

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Why are all these videos of students thanking their professor on zoom making me sob my eyes out 4 times a day

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I do be missing my friends doe

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I’m giving up on this society

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

First week of work feels like online syllabus week. Atleast I’m getting paid this syllabus week 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

My dating options are limited cause everyone seems to be allergic to cats 😪

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Actually i prefer coke breezes now pls n thx

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

All I ask
is that you bury me with atleast one lush ice Mr Vapor

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Just wanna have a phat 🍑 but i need the gyms to open up first 🥺

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I think if i had a little more boob, it would solve all my life problems

[あかり @Babyshoujo]

Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Going to bed thinking about breakfast

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

I use the word dilemma like i know what it means. My life is a dilemma

[Ashley Darling @dancedarlingg]

Snapchat is not my love language. I’ll tell ya that