yo gabba gabba

I know I'm small, you don't have to tell me everyday.

[yo gabba gabba @danceqtpie9]

All I hear when I send with echo #iOS11

[New York Mets @Mets]

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[yo gabba gabba @danceqtpie9]

@WxMets what’s the chance of game tonight?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in my head this will always be Emma Stone's first Oscar win

[Reductress @Reductress]

Close-up of Hands Confirms Movie Will Turn Gay: https://t.co/f2nTJyxyta

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my self control disappears when it comes to:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

nobody:

me on twitter: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Just stepping outside is a financially irresponsible decision

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“food gives you energy”

me after eating:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*goes to bed*

my nostrils:

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Any scam that says “you can’t tell your spouse about this“ is simply not going to get my ass because if I experience even a moment of uncertainty or discomfort, I am complaining to my wife. If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s complain to my wife.

[Daniel Brennan | 📚 88/100 @DanielJBrennan_]

Valentine’s Day + Ash Wednesday?!!? This is the Catholic Barbenheimer

[yo gabba gabba @danceqtpie9]

@CrumblCookies Definitely 😘

[Chris @citehchris]

my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me getting up to pee after being comfortable in bed

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

IM CRYING 😭

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Duo lingo be like: “We noticed you haven’t done a Spanish lesson in days so you better count your fcking days pendeja” lmaooo