Melanie

University of Houston graduate🐾 Black lives matter

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

[🦢 @meishato]

i hope my parents feel proud. they scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids

[Melanie @dancer_mel3]

@deidrejowen Green eyes, I am 32 yo, I’ve worn glasses since I was five- near sighted with -5.5 prescription,

[Melanie @dancer_mel3]

Damn 15 years is crazy #MyTwitterAnniversary

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[goma @soigomaa]

lowkey hate having a body. it's so high maintenance. wash this, eat that, drink this, sleep that. it's all very stupid

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤬

[Correcting the Record with Guillotines ☭ @SetPixels]

2nd Amendment ppl are being real quiet right now. This is that tyranny you were always talking about.

[University of Houston @UHouston]

The name is KELVIN, and he just delivered the L that you forgot.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Imagine if states celebrated Osama Bin Laden on 9/11

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this tweet is my roman empire

[Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde]

2025 = 45^2

It's a perfect square. It will probably be the only perfect square year you ever get to live in.

The last time that occurred was in 1936. The next will be in 2116.

So, make 2025 a perfect year for you.