Dawn Parker

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Yet again … we need some tutorials in music edits! At this point, just let your kids do it! #competitiontweetsbydawn #noexcusewithtodaystechnology

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

And now for the four pages of senior solos … #competitiontweetsbydawn #ohmy

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

We are still not understanding the difference between a prop/set piece! #5minutesetuptoolong #5minutestriketoolong #alsopickupyourfeathers

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Listen, I know it’s easier to lift small, young girls but a duet with lots of uncomfortably positioned lifts and stuff … ummm, cringy! #ewww #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

So a couple of things:
1. If a song is about a candy store or candy man, it’s probably inappropriate (except Willa Wonka)
2. There is no scenario that a song from Heathers is appropriate for 9 year olds.
#knowyourmaterial #lollipopsongscanalsobequestionable

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

For what it’s worth … and it’s not much … but I’ve decided I really only like clogging to traditional “clogging” music. Now you know. #formerchildclogger #icloggedforjimmycarter #ishowedmybloomers #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

New day, new competition tweets! #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Questions contin’d:
3. Why is there even a song called “I’m Not Madonna”? #weird #notajuniorjazzsong #whatifiammadonna #amadonnasongwouldhavebeenbetter

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Questions cont’d:
2. Why do we need to rename iconic songs? We all know “Hotel California”. There is no need to call it “The Desert”! #youaintfoolinnoone

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

We have reached the time in the day when I am unable to hide my facial expressions! Questions:
1. Is this a gymnastics meet or a dance comp? I’m all about a well-placed trick here and there but a full out floor exercise tumbling pass? No ma’am!
Questions to continue …#ihave?s

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

We are now on the solo marathon a/k/a Dawn starts checking out … or searching for food! #everysongsoundsthesame #occasionaldancealogue #alwaysatleastonemyphilosophy

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Self-tanning simply isn’t necessary for dance … particularly if it is applied and looks like you might be wearing striped leggings! #justdontdoit #becomfortableinyourownskinwithoutstripes #butifyouselftanbadlydonotwearneon

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

PSA from a seasoned teacher/choreographer: Read the lyrics! #7yearolds #nowindinghimup #doesnttmatterthatitsamplesthelonelygoatherd #itstooearly

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

I’m baaaacckkk!! Competitions Tweets by Dawn happening all weekend! #hereallweekendfolks

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Nothing to say … we are just on senior solo #1,345,762 #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

“It’s Raining Men” - 3
Dawn - 0
#timetowrapthisup #priscillaofthedesertbetterbearoundheresomewhere #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

Movers (lights) aren’t meant to be continually driven into people’s eyes. Hanging lights towards the audience isn’t really effective. However, I am pretty sure, at this point, I’ve had a optimap of my eye and no glaucoma detected! #savingonoptometristfees #blindedbythelight

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

“It’s Raining Men” - 2 Dawn - 0 #literallystop #ifwearegoingtobanbooksweneedtobanthatsong #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

I think there could be an entire research project done on the fact that you can tell what state a studio is from based solely on choice of costume! #stylebystate #somestatesmayhaveafabricshortage #competitiontweetsbydawn

[Dawn Parker @dancerdawn5]

There is now 0 excuses for bad music edits … zero! #technology2022 #justgetateenagertodoit #competitiontweetsbydawn