Lindsay Lollygagger

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." 🐶🐱💍🥧 I bake!!!! insta:lindsaybak3d

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

I just bought tickets to Dirty Show on February 10, 2023! Join me - https://t.co/wLcQfPu0PR

[Ghost Gaming @GhostGaming]

NO CHEATING. Type your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up 🤔

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

“Time to look at resumes all day long and weed out the sillies! ☺️”

-me, hasn’t showered in a week, disgustingly high, and has been singing “The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That” theme song for 6 hours straight

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

I think about this all the time!!!

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

The Danger of Minimalist Design

(& the death of detail)

A short thread...

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

Dark Places by Gillian Flynn

4/5 ⭐️’s
Mystery/Horror 🩸
I could not put this book down!!

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

Obsessed

https://t.co/8IzR3IxIda

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

Damn I’m in hour 2 of this anxiety cycle 😖

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

AKA high school lol

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

I keep having dreams about hanging out with a group of girls who secretly are making fun of me lol 😭😭😭

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

I had the BEST night of reading a good book to myself last night <3333

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

Refused to go to this Coney Island for years because they were WAY overcharging. Well I caved and went on Monday and they charged my card $612 🥴

IM TOO BROKE FOR THIS LOL

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

And before you all jump and ask me, yes, she was a 55 year old white woman with a blonde bob.

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

Last night at the brewery we had a really mean Karen who refused to gtfo so we had to call the cops. The cops came and one of them said she was his middle school teacher 😭😭😭 can you imagine LMAO

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

We literally comped her entire bill (was only $30) and she just kept harassing us for no fucking reason. Like literally was at the bar yelling for almost an hour after we took care of her bill…

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

@lilkalamata poop fingers cum fart I fucking love you

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

@a_walkerr True! It’s been so long since I’ve played, I’m about to check it out!

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

I just know I will peak when Neopets becomes a mobile app

[Lindsay Lollygagger @danceswglitter]

@adellers4lyfee What games you play tho 👀👣