Dildo Baggins

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

I thought the earth remembered me, she
took me back so tenderly, arranging
her dark skirts, her pockets
full of lichens and seeds. 1/3

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Sources close to @cobie and @ledgerstatus just revealed they've been holding analpeg since the renaissance

these men flew to italy. rented a CASTLE. had a pixel butt plug commissioned in physical form. and posed with it like they just won the World Cup.

this is not degeneracy. this is ART. this is CULTURE.

cobie has spent his entire career calling tops.
ledger has spent his entire career calling bottoms.
after years of arguing they finally found something they could hold together.

it is a giant pink pixel butt plug. in tuscany. in broad daylight. smiling.

cobie is clearly the top. he's holding the pointy end. natural. instinctive. born for it.
ledger has the base. comfortable. secure. the smile of a man who has come home and the journey was shaped exactly like this.

these two spent a DECADE arguing about tops and bottoms on crypto twitter and it turns out they were never once talking about the market.
they were working something out. slowly. publicly. in front of millions of people.
today in tuscany they finally resolved it.

https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@SalsaTekila Extremely bullish metaverse

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@questiona_te

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@fomocapdao Liquidate them all and uponly

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@CL207 There's a delay of 14 days @planet

[Fomocap @fomocapdao]

Monroe Doctrines

1/ USA's Western Hemisphere
The Americas: North America, Central America, South America, Caribbean.

North America: Canada, Mexico, United States
Central America: Belize, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama

South America: Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela

Caribbean: Cuba, Haiti, Jamaica,

2/ Chinese "Monroe Doctrine":
Focuses on East Asia + Western Pacific (South China Sea claims via Nine-Dash Line, Taiwan, island chains).

Direct claims: Taiwan, South China Sea
Affected countries: Brunei, Indonesia (Natuna), Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam

Broader regional: Japan (Ryukyu Islands), North Korea, South Korea, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Pakistan (via Belt & Road)

3/ Russian "Monroe Doctrine":
Key countries (former USSR republics):
Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan.

Continents/regions: Eastern Europe, Caucasus, Central Asia.

4/ Europe Overall (EU or collective)
No unified Monroe Doctrine.
EU's Eastern Partnership influences nearby countries, but no exclusion of outsiders like a true Monroe. Affected/influence zone (loose): Eastern Europe/neighborhood: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Georgia, Moldova, Ukraine.

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

Waiting for Russia/EU kick off

[Nessa Childers @NChildersMEP]

@ibrahimmajed @Verde1957 I think Greenland is next

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@DeGodsNFT

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@InterstellarUAP @lilbritlilbrit Hardcore disclosure. They will announce some earth alien bases like Bermuda triangle

[Worst Boyfriend Ever @TwinkBukowski]

@compliance_babe once upon a time i was a slut

from branch i swung, from cock i rode

this eve’s cock pleased me not

so off to twitter, my good home

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@uubzu Yes and the worst is still yet to come

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

Market looking $valueless

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

Incoming in a city near you

[Russian Market @runews]

#FRANCE: protesters have occupied the Blackrock office in Paris, singing "we’re here! Even if Macron doesn’t like it we are here!". Smoke rising in the middle of the luxurious #Blackrock headquarters.

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@CS5inNS @runews He's prepping to bomb moskow

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@rektfencer Next Monday.

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

Few

[Rekt Fencer @rektfencer]

This looks 1:1 like the setup before the COVID crash.

Please tell me this time is different, RIGHT???

[𝟟𝟟𝟟 @painbtc]

Intelligence is access to extrapolate gods becoming in information cycles, time is a cyclical process of this dimension allowing for deeper recursive cycles of this awareness. We get to a point in which we observe our own creation and our own destruction. Intelligence is biological but ontologically spiritual in nature.

[Dildo Baggins @dancewithdildo]

@rekt_tekashi Pay in 3 months with klarna

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING 🚨 Sun erupts in X5.1 solar flare, strongest in 2025