Franclin

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

Animals know an easy mark when they see one, which is how I have recently gone from feeding one neighborhood cat to three cats & a tiny little opossum

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

My personal girl version of the Roman Empire is Malaysia airlines flight 370 - I still think about it at least once a month

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

The word IMAX just gave me a war flashback to a grade school field trip to an IMAX movie & it made so immediately & violently motion sick I had to army crawl out of the theatre because I was so nauseous I couldn’t stand up

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie is coming to IMAX for one week only, starting September 22.

Never-before seen post-credit footage will also be shown.

[tara @proletarat]

[flirting] You an interesting critter bro. A real textbook specimen. Im gonna preserve your ass in a jar.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

BORN TO DAWDLE FORCED TO HASTEN

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

The way this man collapses on the couch is so goofy

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

Everyone told me living alone makes you weird but what no one warned me about was how quickly that happens

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

@micwazooks @lilShunk_ Pretty sure the naming rights are up for grabs

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

I have no particular interest in having a child rn but I would really love to name a baby, so if anyone has any ideas on how I could get in on that lmk

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

@lilShunk_ It’s silly I didn’t think of that already

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

On what I’m sure is a completely unrelated note my roommate has decided to move out

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

The whole point of having a cat is just to have a little guy who you can sing songs to & about all day long

[clintoris @clintoris]

Ugh I loveee my little actions. Consequences however…

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

Currently exchanging a series of increasingly hostile emails with my dentist

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

The best way to let me know that you despise me is to send me an email. There is no form of communication that is more hostile/stressful than email.

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

Look at this little man & his Charlie Chaplin mustache who is living in my house

[Franclin @dancey_francy]

Accidentally played this video out loud in the car & my dad goes oh is that Obama…

[alex nussbaum @lexNussbaum]

Glenn Howerton as Dennis is truly just a gift that keeps on giving for this take