Danci Hoff

you can follow me, but i don't know where i'm going - sodak - SLP - USD - ΑΦ Alumn - Proverbs 3:5-6

[Danci Hoff @dancihoff]

There are people so poor all they have is their money.

[Danci Hoff @dancihoff]

Respect is earned.
And that’s why you don’t have mine. ☺️

[Danci Hoff @dancihoff]

The world is a car, and you’re the crash test dummy

[Danci Hoff @dancihoff]

Can you give up people for lent?

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Knowledge consists of know a tomato is a fruit. And wisdom consists of not putting it in a fruit salad.
#wisdomoverknowledge

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Three of the hardest things for people to say:
1. I was wrong.
2. I need help.
3. Westerminstershire… worster… whirstch… wochester… Worcestershire sauce.

[Danci Hoff @dancihoff]

Just a lady whose heart will forever be more full than her pockets.

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In the Midwest, ‘Open’ signs should really just say “OPE”

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Olivia: “Let me take your temperature to see if you’re happy.”

If only that’s how it worked 😂

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Ahhh, yes. Hunting season.
When we are all reminded that men also have social media.

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@lemme_eduKATE_u Loved it, too!

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Travis bought me new gravel bike tires with my birthday gifts, and I already “feel” faster. 🚴🏻‍♀️♥️

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I’m confident the world will be a happier place if adults also had light up shoes.

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Set boundaries out of love, not spite.

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And forgive us our student loans, as we forgive those with student loans against us.

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@JoelKaskinen I couldn't agree more!

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Charcuterie boards are expensive versions of adult Lunchables.

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@stephyfisch Same 🙄

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If I can vote by mail, can we also debate by mail? #Debate2020

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@raaachel_O Same girl, same.