Dauron the Deceiver

Ask me about the cool rings I give to all my coolest friends.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What you Americans consider ADHD is eradicated in France by allowing the child to smoke cigarettes

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🙏

[Dauron the Deceiver @dancingdiscodan]

@BigRor2012 @bolty310 @trequartbeasta Was gunna screenshot and send this too you immediately before I saw you tagged 😭

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[sophie @netcapgirl]

that’s him, his dashboards haven’t produced a single actionable insight

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @furinaluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[Alby @AlbzSFC]

I let alcohol and various sports teams dictate my entire mental well being, as I slowly descend into the void

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

Keeping my fucking glasses clean