Melissa (Daum) Benter

Over-caffeinated, crazy cat lady.

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

I feel like I'm doing something right when my 6 year old wants to stay up late to read about electricity and magnetism in his Charlie Brown encyclopedia. 😊

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

Thanks Emerson Drive for spending 1,828 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Should Be Sleeping. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/zkqvV0m38V

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@Donatos Who in their right mind wouldn't?!

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@Donatos I'm coming for you.... ❤️

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

💔 +>- 💔

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@TheKelseal Walk the plank, matey! Arrr!!!

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@LibrarianJaime Same!!!! Everything seems 10x worse than it probably is, but I can't shake that feeling. Hugs....

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

As a parent, I feel most accomplished when I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without getting my fingers sticky. It's the little things.

[Brandon Marino @TheBatMarino]

From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

I passed a classroom at my son's daycare that was singing their ABCs backwards... Couldn't help but think they were awfully young to be preparing for sobriety tests.

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@Donatos Please consider Hendersonville! Born and raised in Columbus, I am thrilled to have you in Nashville... Now, come a little closer! ❤️❤️❤️

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

Do not fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Supreme Court seat until after the 2021 inauguration. Voting for the 2020 election is already underway. https://t.co/b4HBVeYk6L

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

I entered this @ClayWalker #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/EojiFGKNb6

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

Apparently my mother had a better idea of what was ahead... Damnit, mom DOES know best...

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

A photo of you from January 2020 without imaging what is to come.

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

A photo of you in January 2020 without imagining what is to come.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

A photo of you from January 2020 without imaging what is to come.

[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

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[Melissa (Daum) Benter @dancingfrg]

@earpnado @TheBloggess Try reading it on a plane and trying (unsuccessfully) to contain your laughter. I was wheezing like an asthmatic seal, tears streaming down my face, and couldn't get my breath long enough to let the stewardess know I was okay. Pretty sure I sold the my seatmates on it though.

[Brenda Newton @EPIC_Chef_Chris]

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