Mel

I'll think of something to say; I always do
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[Mel @dancingmisa]

Gotta stop posting notes and go back to my roots.

I’m back Twitter

[Mel @dancingmisa]

People really should listen to me more.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

I appreciate Pitbull’s background dancers doing the line dance for Damn I Love Miami. Big Claps 👏👏

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Sometimes you realize why friendships didn’t work out.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Mel literally what are you doing?

[Mel @dancingmisa]

We’re reviewing applications for my lab, and a student writes to us “my resume is a little outdated”…

I’m not understanding why you wouldn’t just take the time to update your resume?

Like you took the time to tell us what was missing, think you could’ve just added it in

[Mel @dancingmisa]

And somehow things never free up

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Gonna start sharing my location with all them men who fumbled me so they know how close I am. Giving them the opportunity to pull up and apologize knowing they never could.

In my toxic era

[Mel @dancingmisa]

My brother looks for any excuse to hang out with me. And though I’m honored man really doesn’t understand when I’m busy.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

I might actually have severe anger issues

[Mel @dancingmisa]

If you can watch all of my snap stories you love me even more than I love me because those things are cringe and I can’t get through them.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

@_isha_here Cookie dough 😍😍

[Mel @dancingmisa]

I say English is hard a lot for a girl who predominantly only speaks English.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Physically not a single tear has dropped but I think I’ve been crying for 3 days straight.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

I swear we had a professor in college who had to have done this every day. And we would talk about it so much. Poor girl.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

The problem with other social media platforms is those users don’t understand that when I’m posting my thoughts that’s not me soliciting their opinion it’s me getting the thought out of my head so we can move on.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Mel you talk a lot of shit for a girl who has the attention span of an actual squirrel.

[Mel @dancingmisa]

Texas is way bigger than it needs to be. Geez

[Mel @dancingmisa]

If I ever thought I would have my life together by 30 boy was I wrong,

I’ve lived solely off of trail mix, cookie dough, and half of a Caesar salad today

[Mel @dancingmisa]

I might as well get one more free vacation out of this.

Cleveland Summer ‘26