@HunterBiden Hunter, I am now on hour 46 of an unsanctioned hunger strike 🪧🍎
I refuse to eat solids until you check your direct message in regards to appearing on the award-nominated talk show “Fortnite Friday” 🙏
You are the dream guest, a title left tragically vacant by OJ Simpson 😞
i used to live in a small town without shit in it so on my break at work i’d go to the bar just to order a coke n some chicken wings but it became clear after a couple weeks that they thought i was in there cruisin so i became known to strangers as a mysterious gay character