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idk man i’m just chillin at this point

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@HunterBiden Hunter, I am now on hour 46 of an unsanctioned hunger strike 🪧🍎

I refuse to eat solids until you check your direct message in regards to appearing on the award-nominated talk show “Fortnite Friday” 🙏

You are the dream guest, a title left tragically vacant by OJ Simpson 😞

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

Remember when they brought back arrested development , but couldn't get any of the actors in the same room for more then 5 minutes . That was weird

[nineinchdale @sixasscat]

i used to live in a small town without shit in it so on my break at work i’d go to the bar just to order a coke n some chicken wings but it became clear after a couple weeks that they thought i was in there cruisin so i became known to strangers as a mysterious gay character

[cay @koralinadean]

aint got no change sorry brotha

[doll @cuckuke]

*at #interview*
interviewer: Can you explain these gaps in ur resume?
me: I believe those are from the #space bar🤔😅😅

[Colin @colinarmis]

*walking outside* this is just like tomodachi life

[: @sn0oozey]

Can I feasibly fix everything wrong with me in 2-3 days. Also can I do an entire semesters courseload in less than 3 weeks. Is any of this possible?

[juneau @vqmpirebite]

i get so gay off that movie theater popcorn

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

it's almost april 1st... will you be my fool?

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules’ was released 15 years ago today.

[belle @djotimez]

joe keery when they call you to play greg hefley’s dad in 10 years for the 5th diary of a whimpy kid reboot, answer it

[azumadeline.bsky.social @azumadeline]

white people phrases tierlist

[🐒🏳️‍🌈 @Iucahaas]

I hope i become famous one day so i can see what sexuality my fans headcanon me as

[kooki 🍪°☆~ #teamakeriacrystal @heliofeelic]

drag queen who does improv named Jess And

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

St Patrick’s day on a Tuesday makes a lot of sense. That’s a Tuesday holiday for sure

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

It’s very rare but sometimes I’ll ignore an ocd compulsion because I’m too lazy to do it