Hillary Hansen

simply dusty

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

my dad told me that he literally prays every night that i’ll find a husband and i told him to keep that to himself

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

this aged poorly

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

“Straight couples can’t be queer” okay well then explain these two

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

“wuthering heights” out of context

#WutheringHeights #WutheringHeightsMovie

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

i can’t breath, i’m going to hell 😭

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

simply watching adam brody in this new netflix show is porn to me

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@robgcarroll @caminoky happy birthday cutie pie 😍

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

this man spent 20 minutes of our hookup trying to convince me i have ADHD, then sang with me our fav @TheShins songs while staring at the ceiling before falling asleep. i’ll be thinking about this for months

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@caminoky Suits made me consider applying for law school lolllll can u imagine

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@paigeory you play a censored version as your kids come into class each day

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@azninthesun @lanyardigan who wrote this about me

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@colbyajohnson i actually want my bubbles bigger, thanks

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

if you walk into an office restroom, knowing you need to shit, and of all the empty stalls, you choose the one next to the ONLY person in there (me)?? mental illness babes

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@paigeory @spicy_carlie LOVE these 😍 hbd girl
have the best day!!

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

some women: it’s important to me to try less invasive anti-aging options instead of botox

me: if you’re afraid of needles, just say that 😒

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@paigeory 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

started my period on #InternationalWomensDay what do i win?

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@tobyherman27 love these discoveries

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

writing this for posterity..

10 TV SHOWS TO KNOW ME:

Friday Night Lights
Ally McBeal
The OC
Offspring
Felicity
Killing Eve
Sex Education
Afterlife
My Mad Fat Diary
Schitt’s Creek

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

10 TV Shows to know me:

Friday Night Lights
Schitt’s Creek
Friends
Fleabag
Crash Landing On You
Timeless
Lovesick
My So-Called Life
Freaks and Geeks
For All Mankind

[Hillary Hansen @dancinhansen]

@robgcarroll if i haven’t read an actual book in years, can i still come