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The man on the bridge

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@araymu @rubbergameid Wkwkwk ampe parkiran jg masih diuber2 itu

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@lucy1nthsky @KapudS640 Biasa breee, klo udh cenblue tuh mendadak jadi oon.
Ngetwit kalo ga isinya ngarang, yaa copas wkwkwkw

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@rriggaannn @idextratime Katanya ga ada unsur perkelahian. Nah disini lah celah yg bisa dimanfaatin.
Org yg nutup mulut mungkin aja ngomong yg baik, tp lawan bisa aja lgsg acting marah atau sok2 ada ketegangan, trs nyamperin wasit biar dikasih kartu.
So, apa masih bisa dianggep fair?
Rule nya absurd bgt

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@txtdrjkt Syaratnya harus sendirian, pake motor yg agak kecil, dan butuh jam terbang tinggi

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@ardianpancaa @AkatsukiAlpha88 Lah bener itu

4milyar mah BU
Klo 200rb itu bu

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@generalpeopl @BusGudi @scorpionsf @petra_gin @wordfangs Aye kan cuma setuju sama statement org yg di foto, ehhh malah pada mencak2 wkwkwk kochakkk

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@netizenledger Sekumpulan pengecut, pecundang, gak berotak, dan perilaku mereka bahkan lebih rendah dari simpanse.

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Class is permanent 😮‍💨👌

🎥 @Ibra_official @FOXSoccer

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🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

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@myshawti Wkwkwkw salam komando wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkw

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

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@_kartumerah Lomana Lua Lua
Pemaen en yu

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@kapten__monyet Kalo gw less ice less sugar.
Usia sih usia tapi bukan karna itu sih, lebih ke kalo manis tuh merusak rasa si minuman itu wkwkwk jd perlu manis secukupnya atau asal manis aja

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@strootsys Dulu namanya joshua kimcil, pas udah umur 30 baru pake nama kimmich

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@realmadridindo1 Lah emangnya statement dulu ama sekarang harus sama?
Padahal pemimpinnya udh beda, temen2nya jg beda

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@MiskinTV_ Pinjol dan judol itu yg mesti dimusnahkan dari bumi ini

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@somexrecom Segitu 80k wkwkwkwk beli di ikea lu??

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@69420Galaxy @MyPaijoKun Colokin kabel charger kan mksdnya????

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@vidiui Padahal mah masuk aja yakk, ga perlu ikut SIMAK wkwkwkakak