Retired Curling Dan 🐀

Public infrastructure critic, based purely on vibes 🗳️ This is a UPS hate account. USPS or die

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@TheAdwaithVarma @comet This should make you feel bad about yourself

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@mikehahn_ @BenStiller @yashar This must go hard if you're stupid as fuck

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@wolviebets @theoluminati @BigestPenix @kevinolearytv Suck the billionaire's dick a little more, eh?

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@peacock fire whoever was in charge of broadcasting the UK v SUI curling draw. Cutting the broadcast off for an ad break during the extra end them just ending it entirely is a fucking war crime

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@KaitMarieox You're better at shitting yourself in public than you are at clapbacks

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@mattvanswol Sounds like you're actually just a gigantic pussy

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@WhiteHouse @ConcernedApe sue this mf

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

@WhiteHouse

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@wake_up_girl_3 no

[Matthew Duane @thematthewduane]

this feels like an appropriate time to remind everyone that michael rapaport looks like when demi moore is a mutant in the substance.

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@msiUSA can I please have a worth with whoever thought only including one PCIE 6+2 cable with a 1000W PSU in the year of our lord 2026 was a smart move?

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@MartinaMarkota @spoonfulofhan You’re Nazi scum

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@ZacksJerryRig Everyone in your replies has a brain made of swiss cheese

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@WallStreetApes Comedy is legal again, right? Pussy

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

HORRIFYING: Protester in unmarked car rolls down his window JUST to pepper spray an ICE agent on a public sidewalk

Wait....that's an ICE agent in an unmarked car that pepper sprayed someone holding a cell phone. He clearly feared for his life.

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@ArtTakingBack_ They should have shot him in the head, right?

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@BostonByBirth @hankgreen @JDVance You’re a fucking moron

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Asmeinkampf

[Retired Curling Dan 🐀 @dancoolatta]

@YouHaveLigmaRIP @KingDankKush @0xInk_ no