Dan Paytas

Let's try this thing out. Get ready for awful jokes, music and more.

Pansexual Pirate Pagan from Maryland.

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Oh hello

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Karma is a fucking joke. It doesn't exist.

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Some people just don't feel guilty. There is a lot of that in this depressing world 😕

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Mood

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Hhhhyyyyyeeeeeeeppp

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@Kyuyu I will! I wrote an intro, and I'm working on some verses now. I have some cool ideas for the section with the Nahautl chant also 😁

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Let's write a song about Aztec Mythology

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@Kyuyu Ooooh me gusta

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Physically capable adults who do a consistently poor job of cleaning up after themselves 😮‍💨

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@DuchessODork I wrote some lyrics about one of the versions of the birth of Quetzacoatl in Aztec Mythology last year, And now it's time to write some music for it! There is even a lyrical passage in Nahautl, the language spoken in Aztec culture 😉

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When you go for a walk after dinner and you run into a friend and her son collecting worms 😂 Rainy day adventures in Baltimore

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Nope Nope and Nope

https://t.co/MbwvMP2evm

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Being burnt out for the week by Tuesday isn't fun 😔 I went through that enough this past winter.

Thank the gods and goddesses I don't have to work this Friday.

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Processing trauma and pain is never easy or nice.

But it must happen. Confronting what hurts you is how you grow

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@Kyuyu Que Bonita 😍

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@LKeys39481 I highly recommend the Dread Crew of Oddwood. They're an acoustic damn but they essentially play pirate metal.

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On the plus side, Tyr, Trollfest, Aether Realm and the Dread Crew of Oddwood in Baltimore tomorrow! I'm excited to catch up with some old friends, see the excellent babes of the metal scene, and introduce the dread crew to coffee dew 😂

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The Dread Crew of Oddwood and Sekengard being babes 🥰

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@Kyuyu Hahaha me too! I could use some patches for my next vest