Dan

World’s Best Dad. I’m told..

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@sat_jamesmartin @jamesmartinchef James. I don’t expect to well-up and get a lump in my throat watching Saturday Morning! Telling Brian you want a hug not a handshake. Great TV. As usual.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@Khan_Fatimaa1 Poland HAS borders.
We don't.
Unless you're a bona fide citizen wanting to go travel or on holiday.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@therealmissjo Why don't the flight staff sort this out?
Surely they want, and need, happy passengers?
What are they there for??

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

Every student of this fraud needs to sue him personally and sue Cambridge University for their tuition fees and expenses …

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@London_W4 But, Alastair, they have brought these people in to save the NHS!
How would the NHS survive if it wasn't for our black and brown saviours?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@EssexPR That's exactly what they are doing.Throwing the dice on the life of a child.
Absolutely despicable.
They are different to us and not compatible.
Any parent doing this should have that child taken away from them and they should be removed from our country immediately.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@ManOfKent15 Even more so from juries!

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@wmarybeard I can't help but wonder if the reason shops can't afford rent is because these other illegitimate shops are creating an artificially high rent market?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@PatrickChristys No he doesn't. Coz he's a lefty twat.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@InsideLucysHead Whichever it was, he would have driven them not ridden

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@jeremycorbyn I'd rather he left them alone and spent some of his time fixing things here, you know, home.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@London_W4 @lltbr123 They are flaunting their success in using this boat.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@TheEnglishMan99 @KieraDiss So he's racist?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@cillianblack And what is an "Islamist"?
A muslim, isn't it?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@anon_opin Anyone who changes the automatic capital 'M' from muslim is probably a racist too.
Oh!

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@BritisherPaz49 Get their membership lists. A good starting point for returns.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@DrSwellstein @TheLiveDarts @BasilTheGreat Stop foreigners from entering and poncing all the money from our taxes. Then maybe us responsible, working westerners could afford more children. You are the kind that needs deporting, along with all family back to your ancestral shithole corrupt country.
Think I covered it all.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@culturalisms2 @DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat I need a little more context-wtf are you on about?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@BasilTheGreat I'm gonna guess ne'er-do-well/rapist.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@TheLiveDarts @DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat Terrifying isn't it?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@dave43law The pic has been altered. If anything the word 'reform' probably originally said 'Brexit'.