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content and thriving 🥰

[mommy @Dandelion_3759]

I love @teenagebvrrito

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

we broke while making triple what our parents made

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

🏆 to whoever came up with and coordinated the No Kings protest at Ocean Beach, San Francisco.

Don’t miss it…absolute fire.

[Yaya 🫶🏾 @dtn_ya]

This has me hollering 😭😭 #LoveIsandUSA

[rachael 🧸 @raychellaaa]

damn okay. you got that

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[Jenna @mom_of_littles]

I unfortunately had a very poor attitude this afternoon. Husband gently sent me to our room, where I promptly passed out and he just woke me up after the kids were fed with dinner.

God blessed me greatly with a steady, kind, loving and forgiving man.

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

I have a theory. I think people react so viscerally to the idea of a party coming with the expectation of a gift because they don't really hang out with their friends outside of major life events that come with the expectation of gifts.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

absolutely fucking crazy choice of words i feel like i’m going insane

[emily may @emilykmay]

the baby registry issue boils down to viewing women who ask directly for what they need as entitled.

no subtext, no people-pleasing. just a direct ask for what they need at a party that is supposed to be designed to give them what they need.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This man's house caught fire and he lost everything, but the firefighters managed to rescue his cat and his reaction ...

Surely, this is pure love! ��️

[Casey Navarro @CaseyRilatos]

This girl I went to high school with said her kids are experiencing mean girl behavior from mean girl moms. If y’all who bullied me in high school bully my kid there will be no words. I’ll settle the score. I’mnot timid or scared when it comes to my kid.

[literally just a ghoulmom @TheGhoulestMom]

Idk once I learned how internal decapitation can occur in children under five pretty easily it made it easier for me to deal with the crying and screaming in the car. Especially considering the speeds at which a lot of other ppl drive these days. We can educate without being aggressive and rude but car seat safety is serious and to not treat it as such is negligent.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

A worrying number of people siding with the dad who had a temper tantrum and assaulted a child.

Don’t punch kids you pathetic psycho.

[mommy @Dandelion_3759]

@elle_gayar the doctor that delivered my son was on her phone the whole time 😂😭😭😭 my mom was sooo mad

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

Michael B. Jordan reminds his interviewer that she used to bully him in high school.

"I'm the corny kid right?"

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

fun fact: the reason why the “if” is so small on every cover is because he lost the civil court case from nicole’s family. they had jurisdiction over how the covers looked