valkyrie

wife, mother & an aspiring llama owner

[valkyrie @miahvmk]

@LifeOfEdgar My babies’ 1st Halloween. She is my ‘little bird’ for Halloween (her name is Wren) 💗

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[alex @alexbeauchamp3]

Planning a wedding isn’t stressful when you care more about the marriage than the wedding

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Softboy @softboywin]

i just deleted the iPhone weather app that mf so clueless

[z @zabushka]

i was today years old when i found out that if you mark a message as unread it only marks it as unread for YOU, the other person can see you’ve read it 😭😭😭

[_Apollo_ @Apollo16A]

@elonmusk Tourists in Mexico rn

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

early childhood entrainment is so interesting. how do babies know to be entertained by a bunch of dancing crayons and not like greys anatomy

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

Day 18 update: 3 days to go! Donations amount went up to 11 for a total of $175. Simple math: if 15 people donate $5 for the last 3 days, we can still make the goal. Long shot? Sure, but i ain’t giving up. Please keep sharing and donate if you can ✏️📚

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

Day 4 update: got a few more donations in bringing the total to $50! Thank you like always to those sharing and those who have donated. Please keep sharing and I’m still looking for more teachers and families that can benefit from this, so send me a DM! 🙌🏽

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

Doing pick ups for physical items in the Oregon area if u have anything laying around! Teachers, if you have any Amazon wishlists for your classroom dm so I can help. If u have a kid or know anyone that does and may benefit from this please DM me. Let’s do a good deed together!

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

During a dark time with everything that is happening currently why not spread some positivity? For a second year in a row I have decided to do a back to school supply drive for those families and teachers in need! The goal says $400 but any amount will be helpful tbh.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[jynx @jynxbby]

no one:

my legs:

[ceejgang updates @556cheesetouch]

wtf is so funny bro

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

went swimming for exercise for the first time in 15+ years and at the end of what I thought was a pretty normal lap a lifeguard came over and asked if I was ok

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I look when I'm about to crash out

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated