hanna

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

The miscarriage of a dream and its tearing at you

[Feel Good Daily @feeelgooddaily]

An American photographer filmed a wolf begging for food from a grizzly. The gray wolf saw the meat and in an instant turned into a playful puppy begging for a piece.

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Here’s your new lease on life water and electricity and utilities are all covered and actually your rent is free I love you

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Tried to go for a hike and all I could do was walk

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

When bush comes to shove

[big scary monsters Aaaaahhh @bigscarypriv]

Fidel Castro destroyed in chess by an 8 year old

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

If you’ve ever sat on an old couch you understand why they called it a sitting room not a living room

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Mocktails are juice the way hiking is walking

[Tameqqrant @tizemtmarxism]

the most sprawling and globally diffused system of sexual exploitation ever deployed is the American hegemon. wherever the garrison plants itself, a parallel industrialization of sexual slavery unfailingly emerges. the kijichon camptowns orbiting US bases in South Korea, the sprawling prostitution districts that metastasized around Subic Bay and Clark Air Base in the Philippines, the bar-and-brothel corridors that expanded across Okinawa and Thailand during the Vietnam War, the documented brothel rings and widespread sexual exploitation tied to private security contractors servicing NATO installations in Afghanistan, sexual exploitation and child molestation by foreign troops and contractors operating under the banner of “counter-terrorism” missions in Somalia. the Atlanticist-US military alliance is a planetary machine of organized rape cartels.

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Torn between my contempt for blonde couples and my sentimentality towards the Princess Bride

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

If I call you while I’m driving and you don’t pick up the first time, don’t bother calling me back. I’ve moved on and I’m talking to somebody else (my mom).

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Cops actually can’t tell when you’re texting and driving, at least not me because I do it so suavely

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Being in love feels like getting to wear your favorite pajamas every night

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

These days I’m living tampon to tampon

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

Bartenders first day mistaking an angel shot for a hurricane shot

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

homeless people on the subway are a lot less bothersome when you have compassion and an intense hatred for the elite class

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

Two glasses of Martha Stewart eggnog https://t.co/TfxQFi8yr5

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Proletarian dictatorship 🥰

[🍎 mara @sabradaze]

you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils

[hanna @dandelionfan01]

@imfynerthanfyne Sex is not a present!