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Giving the humble lampshade a reason to shine with my own prints and bringing a bit of decadent sparkle to the world reincarnating bike bits as Chandeliers.

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Tell us: cake or biscuit? 🤔

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@mikewhoatv Thankyou for this. There is simply no excuse for that many police dealing with a school boy and that kind of treatment. End of.

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@CaravanMan80 Yes a few times !! I'm very worried that the crashes have shunted me into alternate realities because I have no memory of them and the car has no damage...

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@carolecadwalla That is gobsmacking

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@Hannah_Deacon40 Well done and thankyou. Xx

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@CaravanMan80 I could make you a large (lightweight) arrow hat

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@CaravanMan80 I just found out its not the day I thought it was...I shall be very careful now incase I lose another one.

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@CaravanMan80 So, what didn't get taken on Thursday and why ?

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@ukmccs It is time.

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#Wordle339 cor blimey that taxed my brain

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@elonmusk

[MedCan Family Foundation @MedcanFamily]

PTSD is very common among parents, carers and siblings. Although many children are well thanks to cannabis, there are still occasions which can trigger anxiety, panic attacks. The fear and trauma always remains.
#MentalHealthAwarenessWeek

[Hannah Deacon @Hannah_Deacon40]

We have nearly 660k signers. If you are a new follower and haven’t signed our petition please do. We will present it again to @10DowningStreet when we reach 1m! #Westandwithyou

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@ChrisWChrysalis Or its the equivalent of throwing us a bone to chew on to take our minds off our lying government

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@CaravanMan80 That's a fuck of a lot of followers you got in a matter of hours !! Because we all appreciate a larf, 😁

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@CaravanMan80 how hilarious, I (for some insane reason that made sense at the time, but I'm not sure what it is now) have 3 twitter accounts (which defo makes me a twat) But, my point, I followed you when you had 6 followers, and moments later as I followed you again, you had 17

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@michaelgove If you've signed up, it's because you know you will never have to host anyone because it's just more smoke and mirrors from a shambolic shame drenched government. SHAME ON YOU

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@AnneBarncroft @Gabriel_Pogrund @fjbeecher mansplaining

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@Anna_Soubry

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@RichardJMurphy Shes probably going to be asked to do a report on which Oligarchs to sanction