Patrick Crisps

“You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy Boy”
Instagram: @ RachelDanderfield

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@FlossyAmanda Omg me too and mine too

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@SaintJackington The loved ones are just demerit points

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@beccydangelo Happy birthday 🥳

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@nursebrini I mean this with all due respect

Awooooooooooga 😍🔥🦈

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Hello @aflwomens as a certified cringe millennial and avid nutbusher, I am begging you to bust out Tina Turner on the speakers at half time on Saturday.

I will be limbered up and ready to make random grumpy people very angry.

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Thomas Brian Aloyisius Papley, I can excuse substance use but I draw the line at being a millionaire and not paying a parking fine.

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@NatMartin30 Hard agree. Red logos are bloody everywhere in the league now :( Collingwoods jumper might as well be St Kilda

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@paxangloceltae How come so many Australians are “ethnic britons”?

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All of my most popular tweets are just variations of me wearing only a scarf but the most liked by far is me on shoulder day so just say you like muscle mommies and I’ll flex on yall more often

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@paighoe This is also plyometric exercises

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@fyfesflyers Heck yes!!!!!

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Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

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@lilymatildamary @pingusschmingus Preeeeeeeeach

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@conf82 If you’re a good enough team, you win

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@CPG2022 @bimmyjartel The same way Collingwood request to play two home games at marvel each year

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@Dee__Kay__ If fingering considered negative in this context?

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Not to be a boomer but GoFundMe has killed the ancient art of fundraising

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@mylesmkuah Unless the thing is “tell an African American woman you are more African American than they are” when you are not…

ROGUE

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@HayterEgo Timeline hit just right here @SaintJackington

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“Hey Rach, we heard you talking shit about how much you hated Thursday and Friday night games so we figured, since you didn’t say anything about… Wednesday Night Footy…

YOURE WELCOME BITCH”

- AFL (probably)

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Five days of footy 😍

The round one fixture for the 2027 Toyota AFL Premiership Season has arrived.