Shannon Mae

I am the laziest and most boring person in my zip code.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

@OneNerdyOpinion

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

I've been waiting a long time for this one!

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck trump

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

In the grand scheme of things he is just a tiny insignificant blip, a microscopic fleck of dust, and an unimportant microbe on a flea's ass.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Absofuckinglutely nothing matters anymore.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Trump still hasn't signed the required ethics agreement because he has no intention of abiding it. So, any transition should stop until he signs it and if he doesn't sign it, he should not be allowed to take office. Start enforcing the fucking rules for this lunatic.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

He should be in prison not the White House!

He should be in prison not the White House!

He should be in prison not the White House!

He should be in prison not the White House!

He should be in prison not the White House!

He should be in prison not the White House!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Too many people in this country get off on being constantly lied to.
#fucktRump

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

If the orange turd wins then we truly are in the worst timeline.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

I hope he loses by an embarrassing amount, is sentenced to prison and fades into obscurity where he fucking belongs. #2024Election #fucktRump

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Undecided voters, yeah it's such a massively difficult choice between the barely functional, fascist, wannabe dictator and the highly-qualified, reasonable, intelligent woman. #FucktRump #HarrisWalz2024

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Harris does a CNN town hall because Trump refuses to show up and the coverage team criticizes HER. As Van Jones said, “Trump and Harris aren’t taking the same exam. He gets to be lawless. She has to be flawless.”

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Just. Holy. Fuck. This gentleman has a message for the loathsome piece of shit that EVERYONE needs to hear. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We'd like to thank @colbertlateshow for saying this on America's behalf 🤭

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Exactly! Make up your minds ffs!

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Pretty much sums it up.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tim Walz: Here’s my life hack for all the guys out there: surround yourself with smart women and listen to them and you’ll do just fine. That includes my fellow cat owner Taylor Swift.

It’s really great to have all of these women help us beat the smallest man in the world.. Donald Trump

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Dumbold pretending to give the tiniest of shits about people's pets when everybody knows that he hates animals and animals fucking hate him.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

Anybody who somehow thinks DumbOld won the #debate obviously ate lead paint chips by the fistful as a child.

[Shannon Mae @dandydustmite]

He is so full of all the shit. Bullshit, horseshit, dogshit, batshit, etc. #debate