Dandy le Cuff

Painter and decorator

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@joeharrispark @CirencesterPark Darling did you see me!!!

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

ACTION! Look - I’ve been hanging around all day in @CirencesterPark to be invited for a little Extra work but nothing! Nada! #cirencester anyone have a mediaeval outfit with sword I can borrow?

[Linda Barker @ReallyLinda]

If you can do without your chocolate Advent Calendars this year, here’s a much more healthy alternative. I guarantee it will make you feel good every morning in December - and make loads of other people feel better too… x @adventofchange @EmmausUK https://t.co/BSnPhsauOq

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

Darlings I’m BACK #Cirencester

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@PamAyres Darling have you moved? I came aknocking on Sunday with the fam as you always said ‘you must pop in’ but no cigar! I noticed your old fashioned wooden windows. I still have my contacts from working at the uPVC window factory in Slough?

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

Darlings did you see me on Sunday! I’m BACK! Don’t get me wrong - the people of Slough are SO ‘special’ and opened their uPVC doors to me when @LadyShowerhead turned her back - but that’s all ‘water under the bridge’ as far as I’m concerned now...

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! @ReallyLinda is in this episode! Call me darling. Can I help? xxx

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

#sixtyminutemakeover Time to put my feet up and enjoy @MrPeterAndre work his magic

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@ReallyLinda Christmas hugs darling x

[Linda Barker @ReallyLinda]

Off to the ’temple of Gaggenau’ this morning for updates on all their new products for 2015. Had big breakfast, in case it makes me hungry.

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@LabourLesley Of course it is darling...

[Lesley Williams @LabourLesley]

Cirencester is another world.

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

Dear #Cirencester would anyone like to follow me. I was on the telly once....

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@danwheeler Could you make me over Dan and I'll do your living room in return darling...

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@LadyShowerhead I simply adore Christmas. Can I come to The Mansion House and help with decorating? Please 😀

[Lady Showerhead @LadyShowerhead]

Christmas has arrived at The Mansion House. As-if the butler went out on the estate and brought a suitable tree back!

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

#Cirencester are you ready for my #WinterWonderland experience! Oh, hang-on its up north somewhere and not in a #Northpole kind of way...

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

@ReallyLinda darling can't you find me a cameo on #60minutemakeover ? Love you. @carolsmillie1 never calls anymore..

[Dandy le Cuff @DandyLeCuff]

I'm ready to talk about it. The press are so nasty. They're only northern kids. What do they want? Snow? #wonderland