𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛

𝚟𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚍 "𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎" 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppershot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers hot peppers

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

why the dog likes my bf more than the dog likes me is baffling

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

he's all ears

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

they're puppy pals

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

I GOT A HAND-MADE MOO COW MUG TODAY FROM AN OLD FRIEND, AND I AM SO FREAKING OBSESSED

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

it's been hotter than satan's anus outside with this fricken HEATWAVE

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

the worst birthday gift I've ever gotten was the first-ever speeding ticket I got on my 30th bday like two and a half weeks ago

insurance is now renewing and forking me in the ask now because of it

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

lol j thinkin bout the fact my aunt and uncle who fake cry every time my cousin gets another tattoo inadvertently helped fund my most recent piece... sorry guys :////

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

Shrek 5... Can we bully dreamwork into changing the character design/animation style like we did with that one Paramount Sonic film in 2020?

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

apparently when she announced she was going to fart it stopped the whole meeting when she began pushing one out.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

mom and dad had an investment meeting this week via zoom, wish I knew this before I scheduled their Alexa to make fart sounds every night this week...

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

@natism COOPon, all day erry day

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

@heykizuna

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

once a year I voluntarily set my hands on fire by chopping hot peppers for to can

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

can everyone pLS STOP TRYING TO SELL ME THINGs???? I just wanna doomscroll like its 2012 again

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

I like scheduling tweets bc I can manic tweet several things and then fall off the planet for several weeks at a time.

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

ai sucks eggs, and I will not be persuaded otherwise

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

didney worl,,,

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

pros of piecework tattoo leg sleeve: my leg looks sick, I'm the cool aunt

cons of piecework tattoo leg sleeve: im $1500 in and my thigh is only half done, family disappointment one dollar at a time

[𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 @dandyoutlaw]

yo @realDonaldTrump, for the love of god pls do something about these god forsaken GAS PRICES, this is getting OUTTA HAND