Dane Alexander

Creative Director @ 99c | Web Guy | Spurs Fan | Capetonian | Gold medalist in Standing Up Straight.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

My son is at the age now when everyday he does something that I’m like “oh my god I can’t believe he can do that?!”

And it’s the most wonderful time.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Just about to open a @CheckersSA lemon cheese cake. I guess I will definitively know who the best supermarket is.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Sitting here at 8:24 on a Saturday night with a beer and a bagel. I may have left NY. But NY hasn’t left me.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Posts this red flag tweet. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Maybe licking today’s to-do list from the back is the hack I have been looking for???

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

When I was younger, my mother couldn’t keep me in the house.

Now, my being able to leave the house is dependent on a 1yr olds mid morning nap.

🤣🤣🤣

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

The 3 greatest feelings:
- watching my son discovery something new
- seeing my wife achieve.
- the sensation after taking of shoes and socks.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Honestly one of the biggest reasons I cannot wait for C19 and it’s drama to pack it’s shit and go, is that now it’s too easy to tell those that have and those that have not, when it comes to brains! I preferred my idiots a little harder to recognize.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Yeah. The most taxing part of my day while working from home is worrying that my 1yo is gonna get his fingers slammed in a door. Stressful.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

So I have a new biggest fear to add. My son getting his fingers slammed in a door. Great. That’s gonna be a fun one.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

I used a tin opener to open a tin.
That is definitely a skill that gets aaaah rusty. Yoh! I struuuuuuuggled.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

What kinda lighting set up they got there?!? Weird shadow.

[Fillip Sklodowska’s Cat @stripper_oprah]

WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

@closebutnocigar I’ll add it to my list. 🤣

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Anyone trying to explain to me that pesto isn’t terrible by saying that there are different ones. A different piece of shit is still a piece of shit. Haha I don’t like pesto.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Uncle Cyril chatting tonight… hmmm. Bet I could tell you his speech verbatim.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

@katelsolomons Cyclists.

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Yoh! I do not smaak chickpeas.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Just imagine the hours of your life you’ve spent staring at the Uber eats drivers progress.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

Was chatting to mates and it became very apparent that guys have very strong feelings when it comes to biscuits. They know what they like that’s for sure! Haha.

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

@closebutnocigar

[Dane Alexander @dane14alexander]

I’m at that weird age where I understand really old movie references but I also know how to use GIFS.