Dane Boeckman

[Steve @sdfeeder]

This kid impressed me today.

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@sdfeeder Glad I had the opportunity to help out! Thanks again!

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@bravenboska I LOVE YOU CRAVEN

[Chloe Leigh @ChloeLeighNiel1]

Sometimes you have to accept that certain people will never be the kind of person you want or need them to be in order to grow with them in life 🤷🏼‍♀️

[💛 MAL 💛 @Malloryy_lewis]

your friends should never kick it with you ex

[Julia @hooliajulia1]

It’s called a walking taco, you uncultured wet sock

Get fucked, this isn’t news https://t.co/z9DgoHfTIs

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@EatPorkPlease Whoaaaa easy now!

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@mamatried_SD @mikayla_015 You don't wake a sleeping bear

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[perfect conditions farmer @DarrenFischer]

if you're pulling a gravity wagon down the road don't even wave at me because i'm not gonna wave back

[Tyson @EatPorkPlease]

Good morning to everyone except people who don’t like zebra cakes

[Tyson @EatPorkPlease]

I bet hell is just gonna be an endless highway on which slow drivers pull out in front of you every mile for eternity

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@mamatried_SD I didn't get crumbs all over it though

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@mamatried_SD 😒😒

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

@EatPorkPlease sleeping is cool but have you ever tried trucking?

[Dane Boeckman @daneboeck]

When you live in a small town, you just learn to talk about the weather and how much rain everyone got. It's just part of the deal